Hipster in the Coffee Shop

On a date trying to impress, no deodorant, talked about 200 people showing for OccupyDC and 100000 people signing up for the new iPhone and how democracy is dead, said steve jobs could have been President, talked about how walking is betterment then biking which is better then mass transit ala the bus, he had a Tom selleck mustache and kept rolling his eyes at everything.