First, the quake freaked me out, working in the Capitol and shaking like that one assumes the worst, a car bomb, a plane crashing into us etc. I have accepted the fact that my buildings could blow up and I could die. Then the quake hit and it always makes you think about life.
I was in the bathroom during the quake. I wasnt pooping. I was peeing. I remember everything shaking in mid stream I klooked around and thoguht to myslef. "Fucking great an earthquake." Then the building shock violently, I started to freak out, the shaking stopped I finished and went to check on my officemates. People were streaming out of the buiilding and some were freaking out.
When I was 11 I was on a 24 hour flight to the Philippines. Somewhere over the Pacific I had to go to the bathroom #2. As I sat, the Fasten Seat Belt Light came on, the steward got on the overhead speakers, return to your seats. I was still pooping and I had to finish. Next thing I know I was boucning all over the place but nothing came up!!! Needless to say I got pushed around the Northwest Airlines bathroom but I was all fine.
Im prone to bouncing around when I am in bathrooms. That sucks.
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You should not bring a magazine into the stall with you
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