Lets say Bella and Edward from the much beloved Twilight series were hanging out with a volcano vaporizer. They smoke a little and the munchies set in. I believe Bella would be a chilli cheese fries kind of girl but what of Edward or for any Vampire for that matter. Would they eat all humans near them or would they look for a Ding Dong, can of Pringles or Chik-Fil-A equivalent?
What kind of animal or human blood would be a ding dong?
Would Edward say, "Man, I need some grindage." and then seek out chocolate lab blood. I think if vampires got high they might go to 7-11 and find some poor dude and pay them to eat a slurpee, a big bite with chilli and drink their blood. But the act wouldnt be violent it would be like..."Dude, mellow out Im not hurting you were like vibing."
Maybe they texturizes their blood with pork rinds when they are high??? No that would just be pinoy vampires.
1 comment:
dude. did you just hit the vaporizer before writing this?
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