2010 Predictions

I predict that in 2010 the Seed will marry in Vegas...she'll be a stripper who loves where the Wild Things Are.  The reception will be at his house and everyone is invited.

I predict that in 2010 the USA will have to pay off its debt to China and the Chinese will ask for Brangelina as payment.  They'll accept and will be in Chinese tourism ads.

I predict that in 2010 Browser will be in Paris doing a stage of LeTour and will meet that Japanese girl he keeps posting about.  They'll marry but she'll unfortunately hate baseball.  Requiring a rotation of family and friends to go to Orioles games.

I predict that in 2010 the President will eat steamed crabs and it will be all the rage for parties across America.  The phrase, "There's a lot of hot crabbers out here" will be the next,"Let's Hug It Out."

I predict that in 2010 Snow Bunny will end her obsession with foreign policy and open up a line of snowboard gear and equipment.  This equipment will be loved by all especially the chosen tribe who'll use it as a tool for conversion.

I predict that in 2010 Ono will blow up and get a TV show on the Wealth Network about high end coffee.  Sadly true love will be elusive mind you I said true love.  OnoCoffee will rival Starbucks but Dunkin Donuts will still rule.

I predict that in 2010 Hokie will get her national championship too bad it will be in volleyball.

I predict that in 2010 CapSwell will have a stellar year.  He'll lose weight, find true love but will give up his love of food in favor of stamp collecting get ready for stamp blog posts.

I predict that in 2010 3-D porn will be all the rage thanks to Avatar.  Jim Cameron will be come a movie god.

I predict that in 2010 Lindsay Lohan will marry Megan Fox thus laying the foundation for finally legalizing gay marriage all Republicans will support this.

I predict that in 2010 the sustainable food movement will still thrive but it will give rise to a commitment to the unsustainable food arts like twinkies and spam.

I predict that in 2010 Twilight will open up schools to teach men to woo women of course you will have to become a vampire or werewolf or emo dude.

I predict that in 2010 Friends will make a come back and anchor NBC Must See TV.

I predict that in 2010 we will fix our economy by forgiving all debt.  There will be a rush of people running out to buy Kindles and books will vanish from the face of the earth.