More Rules

It's okay to like soccer but for God's sake you have to like football too.  You're an American.

If you are eating a meal by yourself; read something.  Do not look at your phone, especially your Facebook app.  That just screams lonely.

Interns...one day they will become a person you need a favor from, a department head or your boss.  Be nice, say hi, impart some wisdom, take them for coffee.

Wine Bar = Wine; Brew Pub = Beer; Bar = An Old Fashioned.

Have one pair of seasonal pants.

Boat Shoes are called Boat Shoes for a reason.  You wear them sailing not cruising Barnes and Noble.

Love Your Newspaper but embrace it on an E-Reader.  Let it evolve like everything does.

Your kids are going to play, run around and be crazy.  Join them.  Hide in place where they can find you and than when they do turn into a zombie/vampire/monster and try and get them.

If a woman/girl asks you to dance.  You dance.

Drink water.  Give up soda as much as possible.

Travel abroad is great.  Just leave home even if it is to the next town over.

Bagel is pronounced bag-EL; not BAY-gul.  Britta told me.

When you tell a whopper of a story, everyone knows you are lying, so go big or go home.

Being sly and cryptic never really delivers your message.