01 March 2011

Someone Has the Case of the Mondays.

The elevator  door opens and out strides our hero.

He is not your typical hero.  Suit a bit big, shirt a bit tight, a really square Brooks Brothers tie and the weapon of choice the blackberry.

Click, click, click, click. click. click, click.

"That'll show them."  He thought.

He continues down the hall and as he enters his office he looks down and his balckberry.

"Fuck."

He looks down and the damn winky emoticon stares back at him.

"Winky face.  Damn it. Leave me alone."  He mutters.

"Well Good Morning to you to."  Morgan smiles.

As he points at his BB.  "Sorry. No Ticket."  He says back in his best Indiana Jones smile.

"God, you are weird." Morgan's eyes roll.

"If your eyes roll back any further maybe they will see the emptiness that is your cranium."  The Finger comes out as he walks past.

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