17 December 2009

Stall Phobia

When I need to use the bathroom to "Catch Up with my Reading."  I walk out of the office proudly with the Politico, Roll Call or CQ.  Yes, i'm heading down the hall and I don't care what you think its a normal bodily function...

My reading time is valuable, its a short reprieve from the office...however, I cannot stand it when people violate the crapper buffer.  The crapper buffer is a one stall separation between you and the other band of brothers.  It make me uneasy when someone is next door.  Not only is the smell foul, the noises make me want to pound the shared stall wall, but it is also just creepy...and dont get me started and those dudes that get in the crapper buffer to pee.  I know Im in their splash zone and it makes me anxious.

I plan to draft legislation requiring a crapper buffer to retrofit all bathrooms and for all new construction  projects.  The crapper buffer means healthier people.

1 comment:

SoNSo1 said...

You should add that to my list of bathroom etiquette.

1. Small talk on the exchange
2. Bathroom buffer
3. [you're turn to add one here]