02 December 2009

Believe

I believe that all men are created equal.

I believe that faith in your fellow man makes the world a better place.

I believe that you have to give back to your community.

I believe in God.

I believe that the internet will make people more engaged.  I just hope they will not believe everything they read.

I believe that the last ice age is hiding Atlantis from us.

I believe that writers for the new Scrubs, How I Met You Mother, and the Big Bang Theory are listening to my conversations with my friends and they are using our dialogue for their shows.

I believe that when you die there is a heaven and it is like the holo-deck from Star Trek the Next Generation.  You can go and do everything.

I believe that unsalted butter is from the devil.

I believe that baguettes should be served with every meal.

I believe that in space no one hears you scream.  I don't really, this thought is just stuck in my head.

I believe every exam should be an essay.

I believe that we need more trains.

I believe that everyone deserves a month long vacation each year.

I believe that you should let kids be kids and help them develop their imagination.

I believe that you should listen to your elders.

I believe that the world in unfairly biased and it is your job to crush all prejudices.

I believe that their needs to be a College Football Playoff.

I believe vikings beat ninjas.  I believe that zombies beat vikings.  I believe killer robots beat zombies.  I believe a geek with a computer can beat killer robots.  Ergo geeks rule!  Except when they are in a presence of women and then women rule?!?! Frak.

I believe ocean water can heal alot of illnesses.

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